I want to have a one-on-one conversation with someone, so where is the best place to have such a conversation?? Oh wait, yup, got it. Right in front of the podium at the National Govenors' Conference. Yes perfect, this will do.
I want to have a private one-on-one conversation with that special someone, so what else do I need? Oh wait, yup, got it. I need an open mike at the podium at the National Governors' Conference. Yes, once again I have managed the situation perfectly.
Okay, now that I have my perfect place and accouterments set up, what shall I talk about? Oh wait, yup, got that one too. Let's chat about the new appointee for the Dept. of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano. Perfect.
Our honorable Gov. Ed Rendell: "Janet's perfect for that job. Because for that job, you have to have no life. Janet has no family. Perfect. She can devote, literally, 19-20 hours a day to it."
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/02/campbell.brown.rendell/index.html
Congratulations on being able to insult me on more levels that I even thought was possible.
Hey, but the man knows his cheesesteaks.
Pepper wiz witout, please
Posted by: Bob | December 03, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Maybe he should have been sticking a pepper wiz witout into his mounth instead of his foot.
Damn you. Now I am hungry for a cheesesteak.
Posted by: Julie Braughler | December 03, 2008 at 11:57 AM
I have no life or family either. Why wasn't I asked to be the head of Homeland Security?
Posted by: Cathy | December 03, 2008 at 02:51 PM
I was so disappointed when Eddie was the "Not My Job" guest on "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" last March when they were in the 'Burgh. All I learned about him is that he has pretty much seen all of Madonna's movies. I'm not sure that's a good thing.
And Campbell Brown? She rocks.
Posted by: amy | December 03, 2008 at 05:03 PM
It's rumored that Gov. Napolitano may have a family, just not a traditional one. If you can't trust anonymous Wonketteers as sources, who can you trust?
Posted by: yellojkt | December 04, 2008 at 09:20 PM
for those nardozzi fans out there, "a xmas story" is now available for your enjoyment
Posted by: | December 23, 2008 at 10:09 PM